7HS - DNI LIST

Politicians

Glowies

Sluts in the city of Montreal

Tech bros

Landlords

Redditors

North Korea defectors

Rapers

Tender queers

Feminists (Not Radical)

Police

Starbucks enjoyers

> Fucks missionary only

Windows and OSX users

Bitches, sluts and whores

MAN WHORES!

Polygamous women

Communist bar owners

Tinder users

Minors

Orthodox Christians

Himbos and bimbos

Women not over their EX

Girls with daddy issues

Men with daddy issues

People with over 10 bodies

My ex </3

Fake non binaries

Drummers

Mormons

Fake emos

Edgers (that don't goon)

> Icedancer is my fav Bladee album

Hegel readers

Egirls that arent on some kind of medication

Nichol Andrew Josef Desjardins

Catholics

Homie hoppers

> No bronze age physique

Bands that have unironically played an alex g song to get pussy

Alcoholics who aren't professional drunks

Fake bisexual women

Boot lickers

> You can't say that word

Thrift store resellers

Yoko Ono

Bichasers

Hot girls that pretend they don't know they are hot

Broccoli heads

> Eroge is not art its porn

Tyrants

> Fucks with a demon. Makes it his problem

Transphobes

Has IQ between 80 and 100

> Wants a height gap relationship

"Autistic" but can't solve a Rubiks Cube

Lowkey simps

> Invests in crypto and doesn't hold Monero

Terry Davis haters

Won't send nudes on request

Has sent nudes before (whore)

BPD (diagnosed or un-diagnosed)

> Goes to therapy

Favourite hobby is sleeping

Pillow princesses

> Clean room

Not an MKULTRA victim

People with a stable 9 to 5

Protestants

> Art school

"Eating disorder", makes it my problem

Girls that don't have at least one pair of striped panties

Men that wear SAXX or are not boxer pilled in general

Fake racists (i.e only fan of Hitler and Trump)

"""""Communists"""""

No drivers license

Diddy bluds

No waifu (or uncommitted to waifu)

"Programmer", no programming socks

> Nami best girl

Safe sleazies

Only fans models

Eve (biblical)

"Hippie", no commune

> Born again

Not baptized

Centrists

So called "free thinkers"

Gay men who hold hands

Straight couples that look like brother and sister

Thatcher

Sinopessimists

"Rationalists"

"Reads", doesn't do it to get laid

People who work out to get laid

People who get laid

Dabbers

Stoners who don't cook

"Vegan", not a fan of Morrissey

"Alt girls" (alt hoes)

Men that don't respect girl love

Antifa

Dasha (cuz shes married)

Radfem Hitler

People that talk about the rules of being a "punk"

Likes chainsaw man (male)

I have severe depression and need help

"Femcels"

Cucks that get angry at their partner

PSA: ANY CUCKETTES REACH OUT TO @SEAN.OF ON INSTAGRAM

"Comp Sci", does not know Holy C

> Nothing to hide

Overwatch players

"Fallout Fan", New Vegas not their all time

Occultists

"Furry", no detailed fursona

White knights

Traumadumpers

"Owns computer", riddled with proprietary software

> Still wears a covid mask

"Catgirl", no "nyaaaa"

> Over 20 and still cold sholders

"Straight edge", has sex

Maxxes the LUFS in FL because it "sounds good" circa 2025

> What's your Instagram?

"Has Linked In", not GMI like Trev

All "artists" and "creatives"

"Novelists"

> Talks about meta irony (unironically)

People who use unencrypted chat

"Yeah I smoke", no pack a day

People who haven't watched Serial Experiments Lain

Serial Experiments Lain fans

Script kiddies

"Lesbian", no pink triangle

> Say sorry

Women in STEM

CEOs

Unemployed

Women who don't drink beer

Men who drink fireball

> No suicide plan

People who don't know I'm literally him

> Leaves garbage on trails

> No respect and love for wildlife

People who like applesauce

Witches

Super sensitive men

People with a cop's soul

Scott, beer in hand, mario party active

Annoying orange players

People allergic to citrus

Holocaust deniers

People who believe something happened in Tiananmen Square
April 15th to June 4th 1989

Men who like Misty (sus)

League players

Girls shorter than 5'4"

Men who round up cock size

Exhibitionists

People who score over 50% vanilla on the BDSM test

Brats

Taylor Swift fans

Yung Lean haters

Gavin McInnes

Mailmen

"Welder", not suicidal

Cokeheads

People who have tried to see the Hat Man

Jocks

"Lives in Ottawa", has not been to Algonquin Park

People in a frat that is not called Alpha Sigma Mu

Recovering alcoholics

White girls who talk about their dog too much

Shadow people

Gangstalkers

The CIA

Tiny home people

People who don't think monster trucks are cool

People who haven't got drunk with Grandpa

People who don't want to see the inside of a Firetruck

Pyromaniacs

People who don't know the difference between a
Jack Pine and a White Pine

Deep sea creatures

Men not ready to die in a war

Men who can't cook

Women who can't cook

If you are currently on antipsychotics

Grammar nazis

Nazis

People scared of house centipedes

People who kill spiders

People who don't respect the grind of the male tarantula

People who don't wanna smooch lizards

Reptillians

Girls that wear long white skirts

Men who shop

Men who are 5'11" and don't say they are 6 foot

People that go to the casino and don't gamble next months rent

Day traders

> 9/11 was not an inside job

People with no 9/11 trauma

Imposters

MOSSAD spies

Hamas

Varg Vikernes

"Black Metal fan", no Burzum shirt

> Money Store is the best Deathgrips album

Canadians who don't watch Northernlion

Men who make mixtapes

Girls on birth control

People who have not read every entry on the 7HS DNI List

Male feminists

Red pilled females

Citizens of Birmingham

People who play Pira and Mythra in Smash Ultimate

SCP 445

Boston Bruins fans

Jeff the Killer

Google Chrome users

Non-religious women that wear rosaries

"Cowboy hat", can't ride horse (male)

Employees of the Canadian ASFCP

> Smart watch

People who ride motorcycles with a helmet on

Golfers

Necromancers

People who like Winnipeg

People who can't have fun

> Saviour complex

People that use light themes

"Tradwife aesthetic", not married

People who can't floss

Fortnite players

"Honda civic", no rice

Null pointers

Locusts

Value Village upper management

Pedophiles

Classic redbull enjoyers

Mouthbreathers

> Tribal tattoos

Boyfriends

Puppy girls

Minecraft youtubers

Girls that only hang with gay men

> Beer tastes bad

Proud french speakers

> GBF

Lesbians who listen to Chapel Roan and Sabrina Carpenter

Glee fans

Bisexuals with conservative boyfriends

Men who let their friends sleep with their girlfriends

Dudes who break the bro code

Dudes that expect women to follow the bro code

Trans guys who mine bitcoin

> It's Wednesday my dudes

People who don't like frogs

Resident Evil enjoyers

Annoying simps

Haters (message to the haters)

The person who stole my WWF Myrtle the Turtle plushie
circa 2008 at Toronto Pearson Airport

Liars

People that can't get ironic humor

"Fuck the police", threatens to call the cops

Snitches

Big mouths

IPhone users

> Does not wan't encrypted comms for their pager

Non-nationalistic Koreans

Karens

Romantics

Fakes

Bible thumpin hicks

"Tesla driver", no Cybertruck

> Lolita fashion

People who drink Sprite

Men with brown curly hair

Social smokers

Hands on learners

My ex-wife

Men who can't tie ties

French horn players

"Cyber-security experts"

Drug doin' hackers

People who think catgirls and furries are the same thing

Cretins that leave the Cyrville Value Village messy

People that stay past close

Turks

People that believe NP is in P

Cannibals

Sketchy bones

Mr John Evil

The Biden Administration

Hunter Biden haters

Belmont smokers

> It was self defense

Employees of Chase bank

Scammers

Dildo users

Warthunder players

Glue huffers

William Birkin

Dr Anthony Fauci

Anti-vaxxers

Covid-19 virus

Chinese bats

All corvids until further notice

Brain worms

> 9 + 10 = 19

People who can't do basic math

34th Governor of Mississippi (RIP)

Justin Trudeau

Rob Ford haters

Crack smokers (not Rob)

Animal abusers

Shooter off the Gaba

Bartards

Banana haters

Aggressive chimps

Orcas

Polar bears

Cold weather

Descendants of Khan

The Cheshire Cat

Incubuses

Walking Zombie from COD Zombies

Rob Zombie (RIP)

Bucket Zombie from Plants vs Zombies

Zombies

Quincy (BTD6)

People waiting for the rapture

Serbs (NO THANK YOU)
Brought to you by ARMEND

Lower chess elo than 1.2k

Men who haven't been to the GTA V strip club

People who have rolled snake eyes within the past month

People who apologize

Sorry cops

Doctor Eggman (aka Dr. Ivo Robotnik)

Smocain

Gay Luigi

Martin from the beach

People who wear speedos

People that stare at chicks tanning

Shaved chicks

Penis kids

Bfs who don't know their gf password

People who have insecure passwords

People with no sense of OPSEC

Straggots

Women virgins

Women who scream in public

Men who are out in public

White KKK members

Car girls

Men who don't want fox girl gf

Women who have no opinions

People who fw nazi rock

Girls born on February 28th

"Emo girls"

Blonde girls

Blonde men

> Blonde hair blue eyes

Stupid men

Smart girls

Hera (goddess)

Girls that own a G string

Arthritis kid

Snapchat users

Ear rapers

Lowkey the entire city of Ottawa

Mariah mains

Hol Horse mains

Dio haters

People who can't lock in when it counts

> No real grindset

Baseball bat holders

People not down for a knife party

Real "bleeders"

Men that cry

Hoes that that steal

The Jonkler

Yo i'm fucking wasted rn

Hopes and dreams

Jet fuel that can melt steel beams

Men that buy girls drinks

Girls that don't buy men drinks

Drag kings

Fringe festival attendees

People who can't name a single historical photographer

Photographers

"Film director", no foot fetish

SEAs learning Japanese

Men with deep voices

The girl reading this

Therapists

Ironic fans of the unibomber

Unironic fans of the unibomber

People who change their bedsheets every two weeks

"Fujoshi", no lemon

Biology majors

Angels, Seraphims, Cherubs or any other attendants of God

Deergirls

Baristas

People with a lighter in their pocket rn

Doesn't use ifunny in 2025

My wife and the goblin

Interns

Juggalos

Dudes who've watched Drive (2013)

Female rainclouds

People that keep secrets from the boys

Gossip girls

People with sneak level under 45

MFs with their dogs out in public